“I had to clean poop from the Uber with my bare hands” – Man recounts embarrassing ordeal after date with talking stage

A Nigerian man has gone viral after recounting an embarrassing experience from a date with a lady he described as his “talking stage,” revealing how the outing ended in an unexpected and messy incident inside an Uber in Port Harcourt.

In a video shared on TikTok by @betoofgoodlife, he explained that the date was going smoothly until the lady suddenly complained of stomach discomfort after they had food, cocktails and several shots of tequila at a restaurant.

According to him, he immediately inspected the restaurant’s restroom and assured her it was clean enough to use. However, she declined, insisting that she never uses public toilets.

“She started complaining that her tummy was disturbing her, so I went to check the restroom for her. It was very neat. I came back and told her she could use it, but she said she doesn’t like public toilets. I respected her decision and suggested we book an Uber so she could get home faster,” he recalled.

The man said they eventually left in an Uber, but just minutes before arriving at the lady’s destination, she allegedly defecated inside the vehicle, leaving both him and the driver stunned.

He claimed the driver immediately pulled over and refused to continue the trip until the mess had been cleaned.

“They gave me tissue, and I used my hand to clean the mess inside the car while the girl was cleaning herself. To the Uber driver, that girl is not my girlfriend. She’s just my talking stage. She’s not my madam yet. I was just being a gentleman,” he added.

He noted that after noticing bystanders had recorded the incident, he decided to share his side of the story before the videos made their way online.

Watch the video below…

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