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OPINION: Tinubu’s Aso Rock Stinks To High Heavens
The stench from Aso Rock, (Nigeria’s Presidential abode) wafts with dark plumes.
Dissipating across the land and beyond
Rising like wild gale
Piercing the clouds
A veritable Incubus
And the host of heavens squirm with crumpling noses
The noxious stench from Aso Rock Villa wafts across the world…
HOUSE OF SLEAZE: That President Bola Tinubu’s State House would become a smelly place was not in doubt. From hoary birth papers to illicit educational credentials. From cartel strategist to political usurpation.
It was all a messy stuff ab initio. It was like malevolent aliens were invading Nigeria’s Number One abode. Then add the suborned electoral mandate, stolen most brazenly in the dead of night…
You would think a group with such an odious baggage would turn out an epitome of prudence and probity. Not this gang!
On the contrary, never in the 35 years of this pre-eminent edifice, this very cathedral of our sovereignty, has never been so debased and desecrated.
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