"I Could Crush Him Like an Egg": C-3PO Reveals the Horrifying Way He'd Kill Luke Skywalker

Warning! This article contains spoilers for Star Wars: Dark Droids #2 It’s hard to fathom a universe in which the likes of C-3PO could have even the slightest chance of killing Luke Skywalker. But, in their latest Star Wars adventure together, C-3PO not only considers it, but also explains exactly how he would pull off the assassination, with the utterly chilling phrase, “I could crush him”.